Psh. Lies.
Chris's Dad: "You can't live on love alone... sometimes you have to eat."
- posted by Meghan @ 11:29 PM

 
ScrambldmEggs: i really want a giant chocolate milkshake
ScrambldmEggs: there's chocolate milk in the fridge
CSC88: No don't make it
CSC88: I don't want to have to run to the City
ScrambldmEggs: no?
CSC88: because your milkshake brings all teh boys to the yard
- posted by Meghan @ 1:12 AM

 
Here's a cheery one...
Bella: "He's dying a long, slow, drawn-out death anyway... it's called LIVING!"
- posted by Meghan @ 5:21 PM

 
Mehhhhhh.
*Head-butt*
Mehhhhhh.
- posted by Meghan @ 11:31 PM

 
This is old-ish, but...
Sandra: *I want a baby... :(
Jo: Your BODY wants a baby
Sandra: *Hey, at least my body wants a baby REGULARLY.
- posted by Josephine @ 7:24 PM