Blasphemy, blaspheyou...
j Wal K4 38 8: Mmm jew school today was the shiznit
j Wal K4 38 8: We talked about The Passion
ScrambldmEggs: Silly jews
j Wal K4 38 8: And learned all about Christianity.
j Wal K4 38 8: And how it's possible to be pregnant and still have a hymen
ScrambldmEggs: *cough*
ScrambldmEggs: How enlightening.
j Wal K4 38 8: Indeed.
j Wal K4 38 8: Well, we didn't go into physical details.
j Wal K4 38 8: Sort of.
ScrambldmEggs: I always wondered about the details of how one performs an immaculate conception.
j Wal K4 38 8: I mean, there's the holy spirit thing.
j Wal K4 38 8: But like...psh.
ScrambldmEggs: It's still a conception though. Hmm... sex with a Holy Spirit
ScrambldmEggs: Gotta be an interesting experience
j Wal K4 38 8: Apparently there are examples in the Talmud of pregnant women with hymens, but they don't think of them as having never had sex.
j Wal K4 38 8: It's more of a question of whether the marraige has been consummated if her hymen is intact.
j Wal K4 38 8: Like, sperm are pretty...
j Wal K4 38 8: agile
j Wal K4 38 8: And determined.
ScrambldmEggs: hahahaha
ScrambldmEggs: As are some men
j Wal K4 38 8: And you can get pregnant from not having sex, and just getting close, or something. They live for two days, too, I mean, come on.
j Wal K4 38 8: Indeed. Hehehehehe.
j Wal K4 38 8: But also, one could have a stretchy hymen.
ScrambldmEggs: ...
j Wal K4 38 8: Like it doesn't break, it just pops back into place.
ScrambldmEggs: elastic!
j Wal K4 38 8: YES
j Wal K4 38 8: That's a better word.
ScrambldmEggs: Maybe Mary had in vitro.
j Wal K4 38 8: And then I was talking to my carpoolite about The DaVinci Code
j Wal K4 38 8: Hahahaha
ScrambldmEggs: That would make Jesus the first test tube baby
j Wal K4 38 8: Oh no! No more can fundamentalist Christians go on about how stuff is bad
j Wal K4 38 8: I mean...that stuff.
ScrambldmEggs: Watch... next they're going to present evidence that Jesus had same-sex relations
j Wal K4 38 8: Oh man!
j Wal K4 38 8: Oh man!
j Wal K4 38 8: I'm so excited!
j Wal K4 38 8: And er...
j Wal K4 38 8: Mary Magdalene had an abortion!
j Wal K4 38 8: I mean, his lover.
j Wal K4 38 8: Who they claim didn't exist.
ScrambldmEggs: Damn you! I was typing that!
j Wal K4 38 8: HAHA
j Wal K4 38 8: I WIN
ScrambldmEggs: She was a hooker, after all
ScrambldmEggs: How else would she not have a herd of kids?
j Wal K4 38 8: Daaaaamn.
j Wal K4 38 8: We are SO good.
ScrambldmEggs: ... we're going to Hell.
j Wal K4 38 8: No.
j Wal K4 38 8: I'm Jewish.
ScrambldmEggs: And I'm... nothing. I'm just going to die. The end.
j Wal K4 38 8: Hmm.
j Wal K4 38 8: Sounds good to me.
ScrambldmEggs: could be worse
j Wal K4 38 8: Very true.
j Wal K4 38 8: At least you'll go to the heaven of that religion where everyone goes to heaven, even people who aren't from that religion go to that heaven.
ScrambldmEggs: Or maybe like in The Lovely Bones
ScrambldmEggs: my own personal heaven
j Wal K4 38 8: Yes
j Wal K4 38 8: I was about to say Oh my God.
j Wal K4 38 8: BUT
j Wal K4 38 8: I won't.
- posted by Meghan @ 10:01 PM

 
Mike: "The radio... it's haunted!"
- posted by Meghan @ 9:19 PM

 
Hang on...

WHAT???
- posted by Ben @ 1:44 PM

 
I love when it gets to the point of me bribing someone with Sandra being shirtless.
- posted by Josephine @ 11:21 PM

 
On the downfall of chivalry...
RARsong: let's invent a time machine and go back in time...
ScrambldmEggs: Ok... to when?
RARsong: Erm...1600s, maybe?
RARsong: With swords...and males...
RARsong: And period clothing...
ScrambldmEggs: ok, post Black Plague... that's good...
RARsong: We'll bring mortin. Lots of it.
ScrambldmEggs: We can pull a Shakespeare in Love and inspire R&J!
RARsong: (Plus we'll change history to make "wherefore" mean WHERE")
RARsong: And get beautiful males to fall in love with us.
ScrambldmEggs: by the dozens
ScrambldmEggs: or... half-dozens
ScrambldmEggs: to make the choosing easier
RARsong: with long hair...and swordplay ability...
ScrambldmEggs: *double meaning*
ScrambldmEggs: *cackle*
RARsong: Double entandra NOT intended, but fine, it can stay there...
ScrambldmEggs: haha
RARsong: (We'll also bring contraceptives. No babies for us.)
ScrambldmEggs: (or weird 17th century diseases)
RARsong: (Exactly.)
ScrambldmEggs: (good.)
- posted by Meghan @ 10:40 PM

 
I find it absolutely impossible that nothing funny has happened for this long.

Maybe the freezing cold keeps us from laughing.

And, of course, cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics.
- posted by Meghan @ 4:28 PM