Saxophone player puppet on Muppet Show: *plays note*
Bella: "Urgh! G-flat!"
- posted by Meghan @ 9:33 PM

 
I love how many of the conversations that make it on here are pun-based.
CSC88: 3 out of 5 of my Christmas cards are penuts.
CSC88: *Peanuts
ScrambldmEggs: hahahaha
ScrambldmEggs: thank you
ScrambldmEggs: single peanuts? :-P
CSC88: no.
CSC88: I don't think..
ScrambldmEggs: hehe
CSC88: Wait..i don't understand the question
ScrambldmEggs: one peanut per gift?
CSC88: Ah.
CSC88: Yes..
CSC88: my gift everyone is nuts
ScrambldmEggs: how generous of you
CSC88: I certainly think so,
ScrambldmEggs: what a nutty gift
ScrambldmEggs: *groan*
CSC88: I could breakt eh peanuts and jsut give half
CSC88: Now thats just nuts
ScrambldmEggs: *tries to think of a good pun*
ScrambldmEggs: *fails*
ScrambldmEggs: *goes back to clipping articles*
CSC88: hehe..yeah they're hard
ScrambldmEggs: when it pecan, i thought it would be easy
ScrambldmEggs: but it's nut
CSC88: No its very pistachio.
CSC88: Er..hrm...thats not funny at all...it doesn't even make sense
ScrambldmEggs: O_o
ScrambldmEggs: i was trying to figure it out...
ScrambldmEggs: good to know i'm not just slow
CSC88: yeah no...
CSC88: Somehow I connect pistachio..with....something
CSC88: I dunno.
ScrambldmEggs: haha
ScrambldmEggs: wow. pistachio just... doesn't rhyme with anything
CSC88: Mustach..io
ScrambldmEggs: that almond works, but nut really
ScrambldmEggs: ^much like that
CSC88: Beats mine...
CSC88: Its all sorta macadamia.
CSC88: macademia=melencholoy.
ScrambldmEggs: i actually got that
ScrambldmEggs: brazil
CSC88: SCORE!
ScrambldmEggs: = bravo
CSC88: yay..
CSC88: it was the only nut i could think of.
CSC88: I gues its a bit of a cashew
ScrambldmEggs: i must be getting tired... this is making my mind a little hazel
CSC88: No..we're just nutty.
- posted by Meghan @ 9:20 PM

 
ScrambldmEggs: this sucks
babymaz16: Man, if all of these super well-rounded people are not getting in early, I may as well realize I have nothing besides being a foreigner. And go to the College for the War Children of Bosnia. I hear they have fun times there
ScrambldmEggs: hahahaha
ScrambldmEggs: then i have NOTHING
ScrambldmEggs: i'm not even a war child
ScrambldmEggs: University for the Middle Class Suburban Children of New Jersey it is, then
babymaz16: You know what may work? going to the University of Hawaii
babymaz16: I think we should just start planning now
ScrambldmEggs: I say screw college... we can all go live in the woods and be wild mountain people
babymaz16: Only if there are sheep
babymaz16: Are there sheep?
ScrambldmEggs: oh, definitely
ScrambldmEggs: and pigs
babymaz16: And little bunnies
babymaz16: So we can feed them alfalfa
- posted by Meghan @ 9:21 PM

 
moonblaze2002: well im g2g find my bro a girl
moonblaze2002: and sleep in my new bed
moonblaze2002: but not at the same time
j Wal K4 38 8: New bed? I want a new bed.
moonblaze2002: i had 2 small 1s
moonblaze2002: now i got 1 big 1
moonblaze2002: 2night will b the first night
j Wal K4 38 8: you're sure you're not going to find him a girl in your bed?
moonblaze2002: well....
moonblaze2002: no promises
- posted by Josephine @ 10:13 PM

 
Sara Africk on electron configurations: "It's so smart! It just makes perfectal sense!"
- posted by Meghan @ 3:43 PM

 
Gurl Hirl
Meg: "By sitting on my legs, you ruined my dancing career, and by sitting on Sandra's chest you ruined her musical career!"
Jo: "No...I ruined her PROSTITUTIONAL career."
San: "...that's so sad..."
Meg: "Yeah, she was really looking forward to that..."
San: "But I really needed Food Stamps!!"
- posted by Josephine @ 2:51 AM

 
Jonathan trying to cheer me up...sent me this.
- posted by Josephine @ 11:02 PM